boyfriend: will you love me when my eyebrow game isnt hella hella strong *wiggles eyebrows*
me: yes but that wont happen cuz you naturally have perfect eyebrows you fuck
him: wait what is that what that means? I thought eyebrow game meant when you can wiggle your eyebrows well
him: *wiggles eyebrows*
Houndoom - black greyhound w/ cattle skull on head, 3 sets of ribs on its back, 2 white bracelets on each ankle, and an arrowhead tail.
i gave it fire for DRAMA
wait it doesn’t have a cow skull on its head YOU LIED TO ME